I don't wanna hop on the Steve Irwin Bandwagon... but damn, this made me laugh!
Now this is funny...
9/5/06 06:23 pm - Ugh...
I'm sick... Not just your average, every day, run of the mill sick... I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm dyin kinda sick... I slept last night from 2am until 3 this afternoon, and that's only because Dolly woke me up. It's been like that all weekend...
So I wake up at 7:30 this morning for work and decide I just can't do it. For those of you who know me well, I'm not a whiner when it comes to illness or pain... But I have this sinus pressure behind my eye that's making it incredibly difficult just to write this post. I'm opening my eyes occasionally just to make sure that my fingers are on the correct keys... But in any event, I certainly couldn't do the 8 hour day at work. So I decide after roughly 5 minutes to call in sick.
The bastard boss gives me a hard time! Go figure... He says to me, "I expected as much..." WHAT? I can't remember the last time I called in sick... He says, "You always call off after a holiday weekend..." Yup... Took a vacation day at the end of the Memorial day weekend, in advance not calling in sick... and I'm a muthafucka... go figure...
Anyway, sick or not, I'm going to work tomorrow. Want me in sick? Fine... I could give two shits less... I hope I get the whole damn office sick...
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions: no more, no less. Ask me anything you want (though I reserve the right to not answer, or to answer evasively). Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this, allowing your friends (including me) to ask you anything.